Over Seven Billion Served

Captain Kirk said we hadn't run out of history just yet. Of course, he was a man of the cosmos and, cosmically speaking, there is a lot of time left. Also, he is a fictional character, which is a great advantage these days. But for us non-fictional terrestrial types, things are starting to look pretty bleak.

Seven billion consumers piled up on this poor blue ball! And how do we spend our day? We grind up the forests, piss crude oil into our waters, and excrete vast islands of floating waste onto the seas, destroying the very source of what keeps us alive:

OXYGEN.

That's right people. Where do you THINK it comes from? China? Not any more! Go take a deep breath in Beijing and see what you get. Like L.A. circa 1967. Yes, the carbon dioxide/oxygen ratio is getting badly out balance. Don't believe me? Look around. See any SMART people? Sure, religion, TV and a purposely degraded educational system had something to do with it, but don't underestimate the effects of oxygen deprivation. Where we gonna get a lung-full when we've killed off the the trees and plankton? Good god, it's the "Spaceballs" scenario coming true!

Help us Mel Brooks. You're our only hope.