The Last Banana

Uncaring Chimp, your table is ready! I'm R.E.Tard, and I'll be your waiter tonight. Our daily special is the "Pointless Rambling Platter", served with a huge Waste of Time, and a generous dollop of Stupidity, all completely meatless for those who prefer to vegetate. Bon appetite!

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I've outlived John Lennon over twenty years now, and I'm still a fucking waste of life. Oh well. Maybe the radiation from Fukushima will make me into an X Man!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

It Just Gets Funnier And Funnier

"This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel", said Horace Walpole, 4th Earl of Orford; man of letters, defender of Richard III, owner of his own printing press, father of the Gothic Romance Novel (without which we might not have the "Twilight" series) and cousin of Lord Nelson (without whom we definitely would not have "Master and Commander" starring the lovely Russell Crowe ).

What then do we have that is so funny? We have a new Senator from Massachusetts. Scott Brown, former Cosmo Centerfold. And I gotta admit, that man looked damn good naked.
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But is that a reason to elect him to the Senate?

So this is what it has come to. Centerfolds and swimsuit models fronting for the corporations that run our country. "If that's all there is... let's break out the booze and have a ball. If that's all... there is".

2 Comments:

Blogger Ray Librandi said...

Look at it this way chimp: The Marx brothers are dead. Laurel and Hardy are dead. Abbott and Costello are dead. The three stooges are dead. Michael Jackson is dead. Who else is there to make us laugh. Get down on your knees and praise Buddha that we have politicians to make us laugh. Peace.

January 22, 2010 at 10:33 AM  
Blogger uncaring _chimp said...

You have a very good attitude reguarding the end of the Empire, Ray. Buddha bless you.

January 24, 2010 at 3:14 PM  

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