How Long, Oh Lord, How Long?

The world just gets worse and worse.

Dennis Anderson gets arrested for a DWI after hitting a parked vehicle while driving his motorized Lazy Boy recliner. Copy cat. I'm sure this has happened before to some other drunk guy on a motorized bar stool. Is there no originality anymore?

The goddamn Japanese has genetically modified a rose to make it...blue. Jesus. Father Mendel must be spinning in his grave.

Soupy Sales is dead. Blah ooh blah ooh blah! I am so sad. Almost everything I love is dying or dead. It sucks to get old.