The Beginning Of The End

My poor old computer finally took its last dump, brought to a sad and lonely end by the evil which permeates the cyberworld...spyware! I blame my trusting nature, my enduring faith in the goodness of mankind. I am but a trusting fool. I'll not be making that mistake again. Unless I do. Well, whatever. In any event, I think I'll be buying meself one of them little "net books". They be so cute and tiny. I can hold it in me lap, and love it, and never feel alone again. Yar, that be the course I be charting matey! Excuse me whilst I hoist me tonsils and belay some bilge.