Being born every minute is exhausting, and hard on the sheets

Well, it seems I got a little excited over nothing. I now suspect that the comments on my screen are in reality nothing more than commericals. What a fool I've been. And yet, those fleeting moments in the sun somehow made it all worthwhile. Self delusion for fun and profit! Not to mention a radio-active tan! Life being what it is, I'll take what I can.