The Last Banana

Uncaring Chimp, your table is ready! I'm R.E.Tard, and I'll be your waiter tonight. Our daily special is the "Pointless Rambling Platter", served with a huge Waste of Time, and a generous dollop of Stupidity, all completely meatless for those who prefer to vegetate. Bon appetite!

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Location: Roseburg, Oregon, United States

I've outlived John Lennon over twenty years now, and I'm still a fucking waste of life. Oh well. Maybe the radiation from Fukushima will make me into an X Man!

Monday, October 24, 2005

Where am I?

The Last Banana
Seven months is a long time, and a lot of beer has passed under the bridge. I was SO excited when I figured out how to edit my profile that I'll bet I forgot how to keep the lines out of my text. I won't know for sure 'til I see this on the page, if it gets there. Last night's entry still hasn't made it yet, and I fear it may be lost, alone and afraid in the dark. I can hear it whimpering, somewhere under my chair. Not to worry. I'm sure it'll come back to me. Like riding a bike. A bike with a really big seat and tires that scream under the pressure.

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