The Last Banana

Uncaring Chimp, your table is ready! I'm R.E.Tard, and I'll be your waiter tonight. Our daily special is the "Pointless Rambling Platter", served with a huge Waste of Time, and a generous dollop of Stupidity, all completely meatless for those who prefer to vegetate. Bon appetite!

: Name: uncaring _chimp; Location: Roseburg, Oregon, United States

I've outlived John Lennon over twenty years now, and I'm still a fucking waste of life. Oh well. Maybe the radiation from Fukushima will make me into an X Man!

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Friday, February 11, 2005

The Last Banana

Books, Thery're Not Just For Breakfast Anymore.
Hey, here's another book to destroy your faith in the inherent goodness and godliness of mankind; "Plundering Paradice, the hand of man on the Galapagos Islands" by Michael D'Orso. They just can't leave anything alone.
Thought of the day: If you ever get a book published, know that when they put a mylar dust jacket cover on it for the library, the tape will go right over the authors face. Have fun with it. When you pose for the picture, claw at the air like you're trying to get the tape off your face. Especially if it's a childrens book.

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