The Last Banana

Uncaring Chimp, your table is ready! I'm R.E.Tard, and I'll be your waiter tonight. Our daily special is the "Pointless Rambling Platter", served with a huge Waste of Time, and a generous dollop of Stupidity, all completely meatless for those who prefer to vegetate. Bon appetite!

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I've outlived John Lennon over twenty years now, and I'm still a fucking waste of life. Oh well. Maybe the radiation from Fukushima will make me into an X Man!

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Beer and Bile

Oregon on Seven Sins a Day

Envy. Greed. Gluttony. Sloth. Lust. Anger. Pride. EGG SLAP. That's how I remember the most important of the christian teachings. Because whenever I'm subjected to the smug self-righteousness of a pseudo-christian, I just want to slap the living eggs out of them (I consider sperm to be "pro-active" eggs).

The most forgotten of the sins is Pride. Pride is now a good thing. What the hell. I just want to beat prideful christians with a bible. Where is the Inquisition when you need 'em? These people need to be brought back to basics. Warm up my iron maiden.

posted by uncaring _chimp | 1:30 PM

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