The Last Banana
The Last Banana
Wow. October already. Where does the time go? I'm STILL waiting for the world to blow up. I was sort of hoping to die before winter set in. I hate the cold.
posted by uncaring _chimp | 2:50 AM
The Last Banana
Uncaring Chimp, your table is ready! I'm R.E.Tard, and I'll be your waiter tonight. Our daily special is the "Pointless Rambling Platter", served with a huge Waste of Time, and a generous dollop of Stupidity, all completely meatless for those who prefer to vegetate. Bon appetite!
About Me
- Name: uncaring _chimp
- Location: Roseburg, Oregon, United States
I've outlived John Lennon over twenty years now, and I'm still a fucking waste of life. Oh well. Maybe the radiation from Fukushima will make me into an X Man!
- Are we there yet?
- No more heroes anymore
- They're coming right for us!
- The happiest place on earth
- Tick, tick, tick...
- As the Snot Wad Drains
- Brother, can you spare $8.00 an hour?
- But where shall my seed find purchase?
- Being born every minute is exhausting, and hard on...
- Where am I?
1 Comments:
Kanuckistan? Is that near Canada?
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