Uncaring Chimp, your table is ready! I'm R.E.Tard, and I'll be your waiter tonight. Our daily special is the "Pointless Rambling Platter", served with a huge Waste of Time, and a generous dollop of Stupidity, all completely meatless for those who prefer to vegetate. Bon appetite!
I've outlived John Lennon over twenty years now, and I'm still a fucking waste of life. Oh well. Maybe the radiation from Fukushima will make me into an X Man!
I just read about the lovely piece of legislature bearing Senator Warner's name. Holy Shit. I wish I'd paid more attention in History class when I was in High School. Not that it would change anything, though. What can anyone do to prevent the shit-storm that's building on the horizon. All things end. I hope in my next life I get to come back as a squirrel. The nuts are the life!
posted by uncaring _chimp | 3:11 AM
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Oregon on Seven Sins a Day
Envy. Greed. Gluttony. Sloth. Lust. Anger. Pride. EGG SLAP. That's how I remember the most important of the christian teachings. Because whenever I'm subjected to the smug self-righteousness of a pseudo-christian, I just want to slap the living eggs out of them (I consider sperm to be "pro-active" eggs).
The most forgotten of the sins is Pride. Pride is now a good thing. What the hell. I just want to beat prideful christians with a bible. Where is the Inquisition when you need 'em? These people need to be brought back to basics. Warm up my iron maiden.
posted by uncaring _chimp | 1:30 PM
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