Goes Down Smooth
This just in: Kraft is recalling its individually wrapped cheese slices, as people are eating the wrappers. OK. Maybe it IS getting a little funny.
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The Last Banana
Uncaring Chimp, your table is ready! I'm R.E.Tard, and I'll be your waiter tonight. Our daily special is the "Pointless Rambling Platter", served with a huge Waste of Time, and a generous dollop of Stupidity, all completely meatless for those who prefer to vegetate. Bon appetite!
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