Tick, tick, tick...

I read the news today, oh boy: Catholic priest claims to have been molested as teen by... catholic priest (must have been what inspired him to take the cloth), GM cutting costs (read jobs), Pakistan villagers killed by rocket (maybe they were hiding goats of mass destruction), Swat team shoots armed eighth grader in Florida (they had no other option but to shoot a,what is that, 13, 14 year old?), Germany and US united on stand against Iran. What? Wait a minute. Do they mean "The" Germany and "The" US, united? Excuse me. I need a moment to change my pants. Well, this WILL be a different kind of World War! Sweet mother of god, we are truly ass-raped. And all the while the Proud Amerikan Sheeple are barging about in cars the size of small buildings and threatening people over their preferred brand of religious bullshit. Personally, I favor the one with the most graven images, as I absolutely love hypocrisy. But Islam does have those nice hats. Oh, how to choose? Guess I'll have to stick with Atheism until the lobotomy. But whatever brand of personal delusion you ascribe to, it might be a good idea to take up yoga soon. Make it easier to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye when the fireworks start.